Fuck it... norsk tid.

De eldre og vise (mine foreldre) har bestemt seg for å flytte til hvaler (der vi har hytte).
Og da skal min søster ta over huset vi bor i nå.

Og gjett hva, Jeg tidenes skrekk og advarsel til folk som har lyst på barn bort fortsatt hjemme.
Siden jeg da bor hjemme blir jeg da "huskamerat" med min søster.
Og siden hun noen ganger er av den giddalause typen har jeg gjort all vasking og rydding i huset siden de kom.
Dette er etter at jeg og typen hennes bærte nesten ALT ut av leiligheten dems uten hjelp.
Jeg hadde ikke føleser i hverken finga eller arma dagen etter.

Har også vært sammenhengende syk i 2uker nå. Siden de gangene jeg nesten har blitt frisk har jeg enten vaska felgende dems eller bært i kaldt regnvær.

MEN alt er ikke kjipt (selv om jeg ganske ofte har tenkt "hmm... 3 meter er sikkert nok om jeg lander på hodet"). De har nemlig med seg en kingsize tv :D

Og de er ikke så kjipe å henge med. Jeg blir bare DRIT fort sliten av folk som blir fort sinte og ikke sier hvorfor (om dere ikke forteller meg hvorfor dere er sinte så regn med at jeg gjør det igjen).

Men utifra det er egentlig alt ganske greit. Jeg er blitt medlem i manpower og ber til alle guder jeg har lest om på Wikkipedia om at jeg kan få en jobb.

Og på nerde siden av livet har jeg rundet Oblivion og jobber fortsatt med BF2 moden Northern Connflict (Reklame is tha shit man)

Skriver mer da jeg gidder :P

Tags: sinna ranting
Current Location: Hjemme i Oslo
Current Mood: blah
Current Music: Iron maiden - Thin line between Love And Hate

Well my sister already got a WAY better PC then me.
She got the kind of computer i would kill or do...nasty prison stuff to get.
Well she also got another PC thats in my posession since i am fixing it up for her.
Trying to make it a good Media PC with vista and bells and shit.

BUT since vista is a piece of shit i had to upgrade her old PC (from now on called "PC")
My brother had birthday today (yay Gongrats bro) so she and her chosen one was visiting.
And she wanted to se how the work was going and transfer som movies from my External HDD to it.

So after the tranfer we wanted to see how the movies ran on Vista, NOT GOOD AT ALL.. can you say "frame pr minute" not frameS pr minute dear reader?

In other words it sucked like a vacume cleaner on jetfuel.
So she got her knight in shining armor (not me her mans man)to take me hostige as a IT consulent at the local PC parts shop.

After alot of drving and even more waiting inline we got to the counter and i asked with a grin on my face that would make "TinkyWinky" jealous "Hi there pal, i need 1gig DDR2 ram and a nice AGP GFX card" (NOTICE THE DDR2 PART)

"Yes sir mr grinny mcgay grin dude, we got this Ram and this GFX card (Asus 7200)"

"Sweet caked mr counter sir, we'll take it sir"

After the drive home with nice parts in a bag i started the changing pc parts process.
Well after 30min of trying to get this fucking ram to fit in the PC i start to get that nasty feeling that this motherboard uses DDR and not DDR2.

Off to the store we go, and it closes in 15minutes so its a race against time WILL WE MAKE IT? (SPOILER: Yes...yes we did..with 10min to spare)

So back at the store i feel like a moron. Its like going back to the petrollstation becouse you fucked up and filled the wrong gas on a car you have had in 2years.

"hi there counter boy, its me. the moron from earlyer. listen and you gotha promise not to laugh your scrotom off... I gotha trade this DDR2 ram for DDR ram."

*looks at me, smiles like Hitler smiled when he won the election* "rrrrealy? so let me get this straigth, we talked about computer shit for 5min earlyer. But you managed to fuck up such an basic purchase? well shit happends for even the best, not that you are even close to be the best so shit gotha happend to you like bad weather in Bergen (a city in norway where it rains more often then anywhere else).

*looks at my shoes in shame* "Yes sir, wanna hurry up and get the parts i need before a hole of shame opens on the floor and eats me alive...sir?"

(As you may know the conversation was a litle overdramatised, but the essence of the conversation is still there)

FINALY i get home and changes everything so its all cool. It works and Vista is in ship shape.

After this i manage to spill the beans that i got the "Pirates" pron movie on my comp and my sis wanna see it.
I am all WTF hell no! but i just say okay if you realy wanna.
Aparently she only wanted to see it since she has heard alot about it from work and wanted to see it for her self.
Well i didt belive this but she skiped alot of the movie to se the Juicy shit and she laughed and dissed the movie like only a girl can.
Her spouse was all red in the face all the way trough.. well not all the way trough but this was the first porn flick in 5years so cant blame him (if that was me i would have rod able to crush diamond..but i am single and with that last sentence thats NOT a mystery)

anyways now i am back alone infront of my PC ashamed of my own idiocy and kinda tierd.

I am off, good nigth

Well got alot off typos..more then i wanna correct so fuck it.

Tags: emoshit
Current Mood: accomplished

Yeah long time since my last post...but fuck no one is reading it right? (Bet i could post nude photos of my self and no one would notice "WTF is that rhino doing with that bowl of cheese?")

Well i was supposed to be in the navy by now. But my BMI was to high and i got the boot.
Yeah even the military gave me the "sod of fat fuck, we need people but NOT people like you. even we got standards".

So back at home with parents bicthing me to get a job.. well i am not blaming em, fuck even I are bicthing to my self to get a job.
So after alot of looking around and even more applications shiped to corporations i got a "Yeah...we can slip in a Job Inter.. intervu...interju.. conversation with ya" so i am happy as a pig in shit baby.

And i am now a part of a Mod team for BF2.
We are doing a mod with sweden, denmark and norway in war with each other. It will be awsome so come to NC.spillutvikling.net and check it out.

So things aren't that dark anymore. i actually got a chance to not be a "total looser" anymore, any minute now i will be promoted to "Looser".

Other then that i keep my head up by talking to Elledille, vhs_jon and some other friends.
Oh yeah and a good dose of stand up shows :P

Well write more when i wanna.

Current Location: Home in oslo
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Stephen Lynch

So, as i the subject migth presume this is somthing i forgot to write in my "what i did this summer" blog.

Yeah, so Elledille her better half and me was in TusenFryd (a amusement park close to Oslo).
The day started as good as a day can start. Elledille her chosen one crashed at my place since i live closer to the park. So after a trip to the store to get some food (my fridge is like the mojave dessert at nigth, lifeless, cold dangerous if you go in without knowing what youre doing).

I am skiping ALOT here i am NOT writing about the trip to the store.
Well after som driving (VHS_Jon is one good driver) we where there..the park..with rollercoasters and puke and full package.

In the park we met a couple that Elledille and VHS_Jon is friends of, and after some time (4mins) they where my friends to.

We decided to do the new coaster first, and my first thought was "SWEET yeah.. lets do it.. cant wait.." seriously my hart almost stopped of excitement. I LOVE rollercoasters, or I love evrything that gives me that adrenaline rush.

After some waiting to get on we got there.. the coaster train is right before me.. god this is my place in life.. this is what i am born for, give me adredaline and il give you my immortal soul.
Well... guess my imortal soul tastes like what a roadkill looks like. Cause, listend to this shenanigans: The belt didnt fit me..yeah.. my meaning in life is fucked becouse of my size.
When people say god loves us all, they are lying. even god need the fat kid to pick on.
Whell screw it, the rollercoaster probly arent that good anyway, all the people laughing, smiling and running to take it again are just doing it to annoy me and are paid by the park to do so.

Yeah i know i am in denial, but let me live in my denial world its pretty here (AND i got a girlfriend here)

So after this little setback we went for the logflume, that thingy dont have belts so that one will fit me perfect. And it did, all four of us went in to the boat. I was at one point SURE it would hit the bottom of the halftube the log is floating in. But no it went without a hich, we got wet and laughed.

The day went on and we was in the ghosthouse, tryed the water rollercoaster (it was fun, got wet and the belt fitted me :D ) and the Viking Ship (a "Simulator" where you are siting in viking ship and you are getting the "first vikings in america" story in a interesting way)

In my book this was a fairly good day (thanks to the awsome people i hanged out with that day) even with all the crap that got thrown my way that day.

il write moore when i wanna or got somthing to write about.

Current Location: Still home in Oslo
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Offispring - End Of The Line

Well.. Not updated this thingy in a LONG time.
So its time to do som writing.

Since last time wrote i seen the new Pirates of the carribean flick, partyed way to much, done quite some bathing (and i believe the 10 meter diving tower hates my ass.. every time i jump from that little sucker i for some reason land on my ass.. i could taste salt water without my mouth beeing open. Did anyone yell colonrens?)

Well to start with the cool and not so cool shit thats going down:
some very good friends of mine and me went to sweden for some shopping fun.
I bougth the normal stuff (Beer, candy and so on)
the beer for a party the day after.

One of the bigest partys this summer was at my pals cabin close to "drøbak".
I only knew 3 of the 30 folks there. after som Carlsberg's i knew 7 (beer is the key when it comes to getting new friends).
During the 4hours i was in "HappyLand" i managed to terrorize som friends with the "drunk mobile phone messesing" syndrome. They say they didt mind but i got a strong feelin there where thinking somthing in the "wtf this fat fuck again, does his armfat covering his clock or som shit. its 3am moron" diraction.

But since i am one of those bigboned dudes (bullshit i am on big load of fat, baby) the beer effect was wearing off fast, and after some night bathing the feeling was as gone as gone is after party drinking standars.
Thats when i got the "I dont remember what ANY of the 7 people thats talking to me is named..".

But fuck it, its a party gotha have fun, so me and a dude i dont remember the name of, did some Singstar action (I lost...BIG TIME if you wonder)
Then i got a drink from a friend on one condition...i hat to shot it (50-50 vodka and orange juice tastes like bums smell). One kitchen glass of that liquified bum clothing i felt.. vell...nothing i was still "kinda sober".

Around 5ish the party was calming and people slept where they droped or on the 6 beds that was disposal at the cabin.
The next day i got a ride home back to oslo and i slept some moore.


Some days later around 9ish pm a couple of friends asked if i wanted to go to the beach with em, and i never say no to some fun.

At this beach theres a Diving tower that got a 3m,5m and 10meter. I puted on my batsuit, 1930's style
and went straigth to the 10 meter one. And as you know i am not skinny, not even close. i got a moore Pumba shaped body, but anyways. When i landed in the water my legs was bendt and my ass was like a bigg bullseye for the water. SPLASH and i got a body filled with water.
since it was kinda late we had the beach all for ourselfs and we did some of the classical stupid shit (trying to hit the midle of a small bathring from the 5meter, jumping from the 3meter to a small bodyboard of the cheap type).

the rest of the summer went to bathing much like the trip i mentiond above.

Last night i was on a small party, just 3 friends 1 gal i never mett before and me.
It was not much a party as a gang of friends drinking, playing sing star and catching up with the latest stuff.

That was basicly what i been up to (or what i am willing to write that is)

Il write moore when..i got somthing to write about.

Current Location: Home in Oslo
Current Mood: dorky
Current Music: Fire Like this

Well a good friend of mine asked if i wanted to start here and...i am a weak soul so i said "Sure, why not"

And i doubt il post everyday, but il try to post atleast twice a week.

So untill somthing awsome goes down i am out.

Tags: moronic hello message
Current Mood: accomplished